Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Actions speak louder than pants.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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