Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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