You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
as a side note pls kill me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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