Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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