But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
