i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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