If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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