you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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