doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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