She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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