I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize