The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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