He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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