So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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