This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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