Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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