Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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