i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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