Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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