Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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