He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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