Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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