I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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