dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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