CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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