Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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