I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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