I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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