I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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