Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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