the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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