Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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