We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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