Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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