Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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