Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
