I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i drank out of a bidet.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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