Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
