You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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