Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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