I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She made me pour olive oil on her.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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