Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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