The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
My pussy is not your playground.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
foreskin is a definite game changer
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
