i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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