i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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