Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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