I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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