If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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