I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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