You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
sex in a hospital.. check
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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