Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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