i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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