Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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