No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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