i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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