just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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