no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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