Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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